So today my university held elections for the student government body. One of the candidates for president was a ficus tree. Needless to say, my vote went to the only asexual oxygen producing candidate.
Do you have the results? I would like to know how it went for that guy.What are you going to do if he is elected?
I imagine this would make the university reassess their election process. Something must be wrong when out of the mere 12% of students that vote, most would like to have a tree handling about a million dollars in student fees.
Your president actually handles that money? What a job. Poor guy.