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Sunday, February 27, 2011


We are being invaded by a new threat! The Invisible Miniature Flying Lamppost Goat is a new species in the Capra genus. These look exactly like domestic goats except one wouldn't know as they are invisible. Even if one possessed anti-invisibility vision, the goats are still hard to spot due to their miniature size. Their natural habitat is around lampposts, where they fly around at nighttime. The goats feed on miniature pieces of seaweed which are also invisible and also float around lampposts. During the day, these creatures retrieve to their resting place on the roof of catholic churches. Though we cannot see them, they are real and they are threat. Their numbers are increasing exponentially. Unless something is done soon, they will take over the Earth. Please spread the word about this new threat! If you encounter a skeptic, remind them about gravity: just because we cannot see it, doesn't mean it's not there!

1 comment:

  1. Notes were taken and bunkers were built. I'll fight until we can contain the threat.

    P.S. This reminds me of the sewer seagulls. I had totally forgotten about those creatures. Do they pose any danger?